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Feb 27th

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Breakbot - Baby I’m yours

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Dear hawkishowling, I just unfollowed you because you’re a christfag and I can’t stand it. Grow the fuck up and realize that the only way to live is worshipping satan. Sincerely, -Nietzsche

Feb 20th

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Feb 17th

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Jess: Um, so I'm going home with Oliver.
Schmidt: Great! I'm so happy. Hey, three words -- double bag it.
Jess: I got that covered. [Pulls out a mammoth box of condoms.] I got these guys -- a hunny pack, so...
Schmidt: A hundred condoms? What are you going to have sex with an army? 
Jess [inexplicable Jamaican accent]: Oh I'm gonna get up in it, mon!
Schmidt: That's the biggest box of condoms I've ever seen. Honestly. Does it have, like, a roller? Like, you know, you go to the airport with it?
Jess [singing]: I'm gonna rip him a new one!
Schmidt: Very intimidating! A normal man can go maybe three times a night... depending on how much salmon he's had.

Feb 16th

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